11.1.14

11.1.14

I am also cute.

I am also cute.

Dear Shilo,

I do my best to tolerate your silly blog but was appalled by the low standards you ascribed to ‘cuteness’ in your post of October 26, 2014 and felt a moral imperative to intervene. I grant you that black cats, as a rule, are by far the cutest – so you’re on the right track. The cutest black cats, however, are the ones with slightly longer fur. See this example. Or this example. Also, never show a human your belly. They’ll only rub it. And never, ever show your belly while your eyes are closed. Remember: vigilant is cute. Always be ready to spring into action. There is nothing more adorable than a battle-ready feline (see photo above).

Love,

Cousin LDG

Photo credit: QAW