8.5.14

8.5.14

Poor, put upon, Komodo.

Poor, put upon, Komodo.

A Public Grievance against Shilo the “Cat”
By Komodo

  1. He hides in the bathtub behind the shower curtain and pounces on me when I come into the bathroom.
  2. He perches on top of the crate of dog food and leaps on me when I enter the bathroom.
  3. He bats at my tail while I’m eating my dinner.
  4. He lies in wait at the top of the stairs and chases me when I leave my hiding spot behind the futon. Sometimes I like being chased but when I head downstairs I really just want to get to the litterbox.
  5. He snuggles on the sofa with MY human.
  6. He snuggles in the armchair with MY human.
  7. He snuggles in bed with MY human.
  8. He grabs the scruff of my neck in his teeth and WON’T LET GO no matter how much I hiss and growl and run around. (Like a leech.)
  9. He thinks he’s “playing” when he’s chewing on my front or back paws.
  10. He accosts me with bear hugs when I’d rather just sit quietly.