“Hi everybody! It’s me, Shilo.
The big human helped me write this letter for you since I don’t have long enough fingers to type human words on the keyboard. He tells me that the largest viewing audience we have is human; I don’t believe that’s the case.
I wanted to let you know that my humans have been busy with human things and spending lots and lots of time outside. Without me, I might add! The dogs tell me that there’s something happening this weekend and the large human is going to be living with us for a long, long time. That’s fine with me, I guess. He likes to keep my food machine full and my sandbox clean.
I wanted to let you know that my humans haven’t forgotten about you. I told them they should post a picture of me looking my best, and this is the one they came up with. Also, this is my toy. It’s my favorite toy. I got it during the fire-box months from someone they call Little Guy (or is it “Little Demon Guy”… I can’t remember). They tell me that he’s my cousin, or uncle, or something, but I have never seen or smelled him, so as far as I know, this rumored “other cat” may not even exist.
Anyway, expect more posts in a couple weeks. I’m going to go spend more time laying in the open windows, taunting Pleko, and otherwise being the perfect cat that I am.